Absurdity

jessieintheyu-k:

I have actually been in bed all day. How is this even real?

And my dad told me the English conquered half the world because they wanted to find places with nicer weather and better food. The only thing the rain and cold has made me do is want to sleep and stay inside all day. But I agree on the food part.

Your dad’s totally right.  How d’you think they ended up in India?  :P 
If it makes you feel any better, it’s (intermittently) sunny here and I still don’t want to get out of bed.

PS: we should Skype sometime.